- My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
- “Do you mind if I push in your stool?”
- Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
- Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
- Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
- You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
- Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
- We’re having a penis-measuring contest over there.
- Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
- Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
- I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
- My name is (your name)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
- Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- “If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.”
- Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual
- You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
- I hope you’re not a vegetarian… cuz I want to feed you some meat!
- I’m French Horny for your tromboner.
- If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
- I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
- Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you’re gonna be Oliver this dick.
- Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
- Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
- You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
- Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
- I’m gay, straighten me out! I’m joining the priesthood tomorrow
- Dude, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.
- (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
- Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- Nice ass… what time does it open?
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
- You would be perfect for this movie I’m shooting its called “Dirty Sanchez”
- Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
- Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
- Would you like your parrot on this shoulder….or THIS shoulder?
- Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
- I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line